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Drunk Guy can Barely Walk!

Posted by chiefdrunk | April 14, 2010.

This video is hilarious, this guy got so waisted that he can barely walk and ends up tripping over his pants lol

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Drunk Girl set Out to Sea

Posted by chiefdrunk | April 6, 2010.

I suppose they were going to leave here there to drown too..

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Dead Drunk Guy

Posted by chiefdrunk | March 30, 2010.

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Man: “I`m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”.
Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test”.
Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”.
Man: “Can’t do that either”.
Officer: “Why not?”
Man: “Because I’m dead drunk”.