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Dead Drunk Guy

Posted by chiefdrunk | March 30, 2010 .

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Man: “I`m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”.
Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test”.
Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”.
Man: “Can’t do that either”.
Officer: “Why not?”
Man: “Because I’m dead drunk”.

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Baby Nursing a Beer

Posted by chiefdrunk | February 3, 2010 .

baby drinking

“I’m calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already.”

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If They’re Not Drinking Beer then Neither Will I

Posted by chiefdrunk | August 17, 2009 .

“In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.

The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand,
and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first
evening.

The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, “The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!”

The president of Budweiser asked for “The King of Beers, make it a Bud!”.

Adolph Coors requested a “From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a Coors if you don’t mind.”

And so it went around the large table, each president asking for the brew from his own company as if it was the best.

Finally, the waiter came to Arthur Guinness.

“And you sir?” he queried.

“I’ll have a Coke!” was Guinness’s reply.

“A Coke??!?” The waiter was shocked.

“Wouldn’t you rather have a Guinness, sir?”

Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions. “Well,”
he said, “If they’re not drinking beer, then neither will I!”

Oh Snap! Not really a drunk joke but still funny if your into craft beer.

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