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The title is an overstatement, this could have been a LOT worse.

Possibly one of the most awesome beer chugs?
This video is hilarious, this guy got so waisted that he can barely walk and ends up tripping over his pants lol
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Man: “I`m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”.
Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test”.
Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”.
Man: “Can’t do that either”.
Officer: “Why not?”
Man: “Because I’m dead drunk”.
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Something tells me that it’s not that big of a deal for a man to get drunk and pee in public, whatever country that is..
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