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If They’re Not Drinking Beer then Neither Will I
“In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.
The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand,
and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first
evening.
The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, “The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!”
The president of Budweiser asked for “The King of Beers, make it a Bud!”.
Adolph Coors requested a “From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a Coors if you don’t mind.”
And so it went around the large table, each president asking for the brew from his own company as if it was the best.
Finally, the waiter came to Arthur Guinness.
“And you sir?” he queried.
“I’ll have a Coke!” was Guinness’s reply.
“A Coke??!?” The waiter was shocked.
“Wouldn’t you rather have a Guinness, sir?”
Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions. “Well,”
he said, “If they’re not drinking beer, then neither will I!”
Oh Snap! Not really a drunk joke but still funny if your into craft beer.
Funny Drunk People Falling Over
A great compilation video of drunk people falling down and stumbling all over the place.
Drunk flight attendant arrested on plane
LEXINGTON, Ky. – A Cheap Flights attendant appeared in court Monday to answer charges she was drinking alcohol on the job and told a captain “You’re dead” as she was removed from the plane.
Public safety officers at Blue Grass Airport reported Sarah Mills, 26, threatened the Atlantic Southeast Airlines captain Sunday afternoon. Court documents said she smelled heavily of alcohol and admitted drinking whiskey onboard.
Mills’ driver’s license lists her residence as Union, Mo., though she told officers she now lives in Atlanta. She was being held Monday at Fayette County Detention Center on a $350 bond following her arraignment on terroristic threatening and public alcohol intoxication. She pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Beware Drunken People Crossing
Funny street sign showing a drunk stick figure
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